y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
me on a first date
Coldplay + Random Magazine Covers in random order
Family: what’s your major?
Family: what are you going to do with THAT?
Me: I’m going to fucking learn English literature and history and writing what the fuck do think I’m going to do?
”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.