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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!




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colacatinthehat:

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEWWEEWEW




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best-of-funny:

jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover.

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender.

Ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender.

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.




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"Apparently."

skulls-and-tea:

"[Sherlock’s] not interested in sex… apparently."

— Mark Gatiss ( x )



"Of course, my time living with Sherlock means I know how meaningless the word ‘apparently’ can be." 

— The Personal Blog of Dr. John H. Watson ( x )




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amadaun23:

Well let’s make it all like that rather than that being the quirky track. Let’s make that the benchmark. It was sort of irresistible that decision anyway, because we all got dead excited by that tune.
Alex Turner talks about how the direction of AM was decided by ‘Do I Wanna Know?’

Mojo 2014

amadaun23:

Well let’s make it all like that rather than that being the quirky track. Let’s make that the benchmark. It was sort of irresistible that decision anyway, because we all got dead excited by that tune.

Alex Turner talks about how the direction of AM was decided by ‘Do I Wanna Know?’

Mojo 2014




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aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live




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streetlightarson:


ANDY WARHOL

#look at the size of these metaphors

streetlightarson:

ANDY WARHOL




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askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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annamariasanchez:

Just waitin’ for a young Marlon Brando look alike to come sweep me off my feet




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horcruxs:

it may seem like i’m always online

and that’s because i am




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angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing




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oscar worthy