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different-inyour-eyes:

forever reblog




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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen




I’m sorry and I love you. Will that be enough?




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stretchedlobes:

I’m sorry that i have no energy and I’m sorry I’m depressed and can’t sleep at night and I’m sorry that when I do fall asleep I sleep until 3 and I’m sorry I’m no fun to be around and I’m sorry I’m so insecure and can’t eat the same food you do and im sorry I’m going no where in life and have no reason to even wake up.




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dilclo:

reblog if u want a relationship like this! :))))

dilclo:

reblog if u want a relationship like this! :))))




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hartbigcanon:


Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.




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jpgay:

only 90’s kids will remember this

image




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caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ



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lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 




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ot888:

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

Uhhhhh what did I just watch?




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paintdoktahwho:

meanwhile jesse is flying around in the tardis shouting “YEAH TIME TRAVEL BITCH!”




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japandoroido:

is this modern baseball

japandoroido:

is this modern baseball




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obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…




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