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theoccasionaloctopus:

So I really just shouldn’t sext….

theoccasionaloctopus:

So I really just shouldn’t sext….




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armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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intensional:

me

intensional:

me




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mundanemagpie:

today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS




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chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

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scottish:

some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell




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doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created




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super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT




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whovianwithabeard:

If they ever break up, then true love does not exist




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wetkoalas:

When someone tries to tell me about my favorite TV show

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