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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded




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ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell




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ethiopienne:

me on a first date




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Coldplay + Random Magazine Covers in random order




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"If they knew you were there they would just stop playing, so we had to sneak in really quietly so we could sit and listen. They used to play a lot of covers, like The Strokes. Half the time, tough, they were playing table tennis"
— Jill Helders about Arctic Monkeys’s rehearsal studio in his warehouse (via sardybum)



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haydenthehillcat:

Family: what’s your major?
Me: English.
Family: what are you going to do with THAT?
Me: I’m going to fucking learn English literature and history and writing what the fuck do think I’m going to do?




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"Be with me always — take any form — drive me mad! I can not live without my life! I can not live without my soul!"
Emily Brontë, from Wuthering Heights (via violentwavesofemotion)



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hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.




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thatfunnyblog:

 

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A